Day of Deformity, Part Two

Remember the Day of Deformity? And the complaining about allergies?

It all went away. I was invincible. Oh yeah, allergies? I had them. I'm so over them. Things are cool. I vanquished them just as mysteriously as they arrived.

Except that last night I realized my torso was covered with a lovely red bumpy rash. Another thing which I have never, ever had before in my life. Which seems to be spreading upwards toward my face.