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After about 800 glasses of wine last night, I am officially broken. No longer do I have a stomach of steel that can down bad vodka and a cheeseburger and stay up all night and blithely consume pancakes and spaghetti and whatever. Oh God, I can't even think about spaghetti.

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If I had all the money, I would spend it on things like this. It would fit on the roof! And it comes with a trailer, what a bargain.