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[labrujah]

My new TV is the hugest I have ever lived in a house with. It's so awesome. The people came to drop it off in a shiny black mini-SUV, and they were totally cheesy Manhattan yuppies. The guy was wearing a leather trenchcoat and the lady had streaked blond news anchor hair and was really anxious. They asked where my cable box was, and I was like "We don't have cable!" and she looked aghast. On the way out, she makes a half-joke about hoping the car is still there, and then goes "You did lock it, right honey?" in an undertone. It was awesome.

Also they had never driven to Brooklyn before and had to Mapquest it.