Some Girls

[labrujah]

So this housewarming I got taken to, in Williamsburg -- we walk in and the two girls have decorated the whole place in leopard print. Like, shower curtain, both bedspreads, even the Kleenex for heaven's sake. And then punk posters.

And, no offense to all the ladies I love who have the Bettie Page 'do, but they both totally had it, one in black and the other in red. One was wearing a kilt and the other, a striped mini and creepers.

I looked around and was like "Jeez, aren't you allowed to pick out anything different in this aesthetic? What's with the ultra-conformity?"

The short girl was real lame (although Joe and her hooked up, and he swears he's in LUV and they're getting married.) The other girl seemed bright enough but weirdly hostile. What's with fawning over the cute guys at your party, but being totally rude to their friend they brought just because she is also a girl? Welcome to seventh grade, kids. Oh, excuse me, your insecurity is showing.

Menno's girl Becky and I got along great although she didn't want to share him with all his crazy friends. In Beauty Bar this huge creepy drag queen totally snubbed her and dragged Menno into the bathroom to do coke (but the bouncer kicked them out before they could). I wanted to punch him. He was so busted.

p.s. sarabee & mittenstein -- I think it was fated for us not to meet this time. Not only were my hands full of visitors, I also couldn't get your number from my phone all night. Next time, for sure, please to be calling, ok?

Comments

[sissychrissy1.livejournal.com]

"Oh, excuse me, your insecurity is showing"

What a great line. As of now, I'm living for the opportunity to use it...