More crazy people stories
May. 19th, 2003 07:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
labrujahThis girl at the bartending school walks up wearing a St. Mark's style cap that says New York Fucking City and a list-type shirt (partially obscured by her jacket) that says "10 Ways to...Fucking...." She sits down and I hand her a form to fill out and she goes "Can I curse on this?"
Just now these two obnoxious-ass fratty young guys sign up for the class (while eating an entire bag of cookies between them in like fifteen seconds, at my desk, without offering any to me.) As they go, one says "Is Alex (the director of the school) here? Is he going to be around?" all hopeful and wistful like a groupie. "No, he's in Puerto Rico taking a vacation for two weeks" I say. Both their little faces fall. They go on to their class.
Twenty minutes later this haggard, pushy woman -- THEIR MOM -- comes in and goes "My boys were really excited about Alex, that's why they signed up, he isn't going to be around?" And I was like "No, he's on vacation, he works really hard." And she huffed off.
If my mom came in to nag for me I'd be so embarrassed.
Just now these two obnoxious-ass fratty young guys sign up for the class (while eating an entire bag of cookies between them in like fifteen seconds, at my desk, without offering any to me.) As they go, one says "Is Alex (the director of the school) here? Is he going to be around?" all hopeful and wistful like a groupie. "No, he's in Puerto Rico taking a vacation for two weeks" I say. Both their little faces fall. They go on to their class.
Twenty minutes later this haggard, pushy woman -- THEIR MOM -- comes in and goes "My boys were really excited about Alex, that's why they signed up, he isn't going to be around?" And I was like "No, he's on vacation, he works really hard." And she huffed off.
If my mom came in to nag for me I'd be so embarrassed.
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Date: 2003-05-21 02:21 pm (UTC)