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[labrujah]

Today I read this really terrifying marketing booklet from Allure which got sent to my roommate. It kept repeating "If you don't want to look FROWSY, PIMPLY, FRIZZY, BLOTCHY, MUSSED or SMUDGED, you need Allure!"

So threatening, as if you neglect to buy Allure, they're going to come over and muss you up before you get on the subway for work, like they're the mob.

Comments

[turnip.livejournal.com]

I happen to LIKE the smudged look, so fuck you, Allure.

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

Yes, maybe I will start a magazine about the lowest possible level of personal grooming you can maintain. "I showered yesterday, so I'm good for one more day!"