I love my Dad, but
May. 31st, 2002 06:27 pmHe can't resist forwarding stupid emails around. Plus he always includes all the forwarded addresses from before, and they're all from guys named things like Chuck, Marty & Ken. Here are a few selections from his latest (and I'm being merciful -- he sent me 48 of these.)
"Feel Good Stuff
Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. (P.S. My dad doesn't seem to remember that I live in QUEENS where there are no pretty roads.)
15. Giggling.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
32. Sweet dreams.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
44. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad)never change.
46. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you."
Okay, here are a few I've thought of:
1. Kicking pigeons
2. Shoplifting
3. Staying out all night in a hashish & rum-induced haze
4. Unprotected sex with strangers
"Feel Good Stuff
Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. (P.S. My dad doesn't seem to remember that I live in QUEENS where there are no pretty roads.)
15. Giggling.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
32. Sweet dreams.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
44. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad)never change.
46. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you."
Okay, here are a few I've thought of:
1. Kicking pigeons
2. Shoplifting
3. Staying out all night in a hashish & rum-induced haze
4. Unprotected sex with strangers
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Date: 2002-05-31 02:04 pm (UTC)Alita LOVES HER DAD. Alita LOVES HER DAD. love love love
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Date: 2002-05-31 04:05 pm (UTC)