Fort Worth Country Day 6th Grade Spelling Bee Champion invites you to

[labrujah]

The Stoned Spelling Bee
Finally! The Stoned Spelling Bee is the last gasp of Brooklyn Fake Olympics Chairman Jason before he is shipped off to Croatia for 3 months. It was supposed to be in the winter. So what? We were baked off our asses. Featuring vague judges, surprise prizes and really hard words. Open participation.

Friday, July 12
476 Broome St. between Wooster & Greene, #5A
Doors open at 9, spelling begins promptly at 10:14
$2 donation or bring your stash
Free beer for as long as it lasts
Finalists & semifinalists will be "coached"...otherwise, BYOP

Comments

[pharminatrix.livejournal.com]

Friday's a busy night. Aren't you supposed to kidnap us later?

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

I know. I think I might try this and leave promptly at 10:30. I have already taken the precaution of threatening the hosts.

[larrondo.livejournal.com]

That is two fucking blocks from my house. Which I will not be in. If I was we could all go to my house for tea and no air conditioning.

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

As long as the tea is iced. See, you're missing all the good stuff. Come back soon.