Attack!

[labrujah]

I was innocently sitting in my room when a huge terrifying striped cricket-spider-centipede thing ran across the floor mere inches from my toes. I attempted to smush it with a bottle but only got its back four legs, which continued to writhe for four minutes or so while the rest of it ran into my pile of stuff.

So if you need me I will be picking everything up and shaking it fearfully and washing all my clothes and vacuuming.

Also today I learned that centipedes are vicious carnivores that will eat anything they can get their poison fangs around. Great.

Comments

[jenslinky.livejournal.com]

mmm...mmmm...I am so huuunngry. I am soo huuungry. I need to much on some preeettyyy dresses with my little tentacles... Alita why won't you go to the prom with me?????????? So Huuungry.

Sincerely,

Chester Centipede