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[labrujah]

I called to make a carpet cleaning appointment for my boss. The cranky old guy answers. I go "Hey, is this Bernard?" He goes: "Hay is for horses!"

I have no idea what to say.

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next you say:

[brella.livejournal.com]

better for cows! Pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how!Ä

Re: next you say:

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

snappy AND rhyming!

I've never heard that one before...

Re: next you say:

[brella.livejournal.com]

are you shitting me? where are you from? I'm from massachusetts and it's something I remember from childhood. hmmmmmm.....

it also has a nice little melody.....I'll sing it for you som eother time though!ˇ

Re: next you say:

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

I was little in Texas, and I only seem to remember a song about a heiny (so bright and shiny...)

Re: next you say:

[sissychrissy1.livejournal.com]

I've never heard it either. I'm from Texas when I was little and now. Where did you live? And, omg, the heiny song. Yes, I've heard that one a time or two.

Re: next you say:

[brella.livejournal.com]

hmmmm.....manoflamacho and his family are form Texas....I'll have to do some asking. maybe it's a regional thing?

Re: next you say:

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

My extended family live in Dallas, where I was born. We lived in Dallas, Ft. Worth and Houston before I was 12.

Re: next you say:

[sissychrissy1.livejournal.com]

Cool. I've lived in Waco way too long. My fam now lives in Fort Worth, and my best friend lives in Dallas. Dallas used to make me happy until I visited New York. Now even Dallas doesn't satisfy me.

[allyt.livejournal.com]

"And jackasses. Jackass."

make sure you mutter it under your breath.

[kellianne.livejournal.com]

"Sir," you say, "you are absolutely correct! It is also for pigs and cows!"

[labrujah.livejournal.com]

Ba-haha!

I want to call him back now and say it!

[audreyjean.livejournal.com]

Say "Is Bernard a horse?"

[fluky.livejournal.com]

he should be devin's friend!